01/03 The "Strategic Retreat" Version

Happy 2026! I’ve checked the forecast, and we have until 2:00 PM Saturday before the sky turns into a giant shower head.

I’ve planned a route specifically for the "fair-weather-friends" among us. It’s less of a ride and more of a calculated escape plan. We’re stopping for coffee at mile 20 for a group therapy session to decide who’s actually tough and who’s going home to sit in a dry bathtub.

RWGPS: https://ridewithgps.com/routes/53632381

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